DESPITE MY LAST POST
i’ve been craving chicken.
Some people play life on hard, you play on legendary.– Misael (via hazeleynut)
RIP SUMMER 2010
fuckyeahphobias: The fear of insanity.
Obviously I’m not good at feeding people drinks in a spoon!– Brandy
Don’t tell me that he’s “cool” as long as he’s nice to me. You broke my fucking heart, you hypocritical ass. You. Have. No. Say.
Bitches don’t know shit about tornadoes– Hazeley
fuckyeahphobias: The fear of the number 666.
It's so fluffy!
Hazeley: that picture makes me feel funny things in my stomach.... anyway
Rebekah: its because.....HES STARING INTO YOUR SOUL
Hazeley: I WANT TO SQUISH HIS HEAD
Rebekah: that is indeed the actual legitimate reason
working on my first exercise for my creative writing class. i’ve always liked writing poetry. but i’m always so terribly scared of doing it. i’m always so scared of writing in general. well, at least when i know for a fact that other people are going to be reading it. i went through this last semester with my literature class. i would wait until last minute to write everything...
DEAD BABY JOKES
I learned about Dead Baby Jokes from a boy in highschool. I have been absolutely fascinated by them ever since. I can rarely find people who know/are willing to tell me dead baby jokes. I have a new friend at work and the other night he was telling a slew of jokes and I got bored of listening to them because I didn’t think they were funny. Ok, I did think the women can’t drive jokes...
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
I’m so mad I could…piss glue.– Joan of Arc, Clone High (via blueblack337)