hayzeley: i think he was a vampire. like a legit one. not a sparkly one.
rebekah: thats good, i'm glad
hayzeley: more anne rice less twilight
rebekah: SEE IF TWILIGHT DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO CLARIFY THAT
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE?
It depends. Sometimes, I just drink black coffee. If I’m at a restaurant I use 5 creams and 5 sugars. Which is really terrible, I shouldn’t do that. If I’m at Starbucks, I’m extremely indecisive. Recent favorites are the Iced Caramel Macchiato w/ Soymilk and an Iced Coffee with Soymilk and Hazelnut Syrup. ALWAYS VENTI. Because I’m crazy. If I make coffee at home I...
I got an email from the dude that sold me the VCR for my mom. “what is your #?” Really? I have no idea what to do about this. I’ve opened it to reply a few times and I just keep closing it. I really want to just reply with “why?”
You’ve gotta grow up. People have sex and they kill each other,...– Lassiter, “Psych”
I can’t afford to buy food or put gas in my tank, but I just bought a $5 VCR for my mom. She better pay me back.
ANOTHER GREAT TEXT
X: “Text! no text backs! :-p Remember the future is Now!”
EARLY MORNING TEXTS :]
MH: Rebekah!!!! Do you know if bass pro receipt paper is thermal paper??? -- mh the science guy P.S. Goooood Morning!!!!
Me: MH!!!! Of course it is :) -- Rebekah the ... I got nothing. Haha. Good morning! Hows your vacay?
MH: Its going good. But i have terrible news, our receipt paper may contain a synthetic hormone called BP (i think) which has been linked to cancer and diabetes... I think we need to go on an immediate strike until we get safer receipt paper!!! United we stand, divided we fall!
Me: The majority of retailers use thermal paper! This is an outrage! Not only do they pay us shit and treat us as such, THEY ARE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL US?!?!
MH: When i get back im opening a full scale investigation and im going to save all of our lives. Spread the word. Down with the man.
Me: I'm so in. Damn the Man! Science FTW! Except I can't afford to go on strike...I'll have to stay on as the undercover spy with all the inside scoop. Its a dangerous job, but someone's gotta do it.
MH: I wasnt going to ask such dangerous tasks from you, but its true, we need someone on the inside. Godspeed.
to the tune of Tik Tok
alexiskeatinge: prettyflyforajedi: I’M MAD REALLY BAD BUT DONT TELL MY MUM AND DAD PUCKER UP KISS MY BUT COZ IM BLOODY FUCKING NUTS HEAR THE BASS SKINNY WASTE NOW LETS COPY POKER FACE LIKE WOAHH OH OH OH WOAAHH OH OH OH HAHA love it.
listening to "Ana Tijoux 1977" →
RT @hazeleynut: “I love this woman’s flow, it’s not something that I think many women rappers do well. And to top it off it’s a good song.”
Life goal #5000337 accomplished.
What a fucking night.
there better fucking not be any tonight
I’ve gone back to having dreams every night again. Which is great, except you’re always there. I wish you would get out of my head for just one day. Oh well, I like dreaming, at least they’re not focused on you. Last nights dream sucked though…one of my best friends accused me of using her :/ I hope that’s not how she really feels. Way to go subconscious!
They can’t scare me if I scare them first– Lady Gaga (via ingwaybee) (via quote-book) fuck yes.
I CAME HOME FOR LUNCH
so now i’m updating my tumblr…woo! There’s this extremely religious woman at work and she stopped me today while I was in the middle of something legitimately important and, very excitedly, said to me: “I heard something very pleasant about you and I just wanted to tell you that I’m so proud of you!” AND THEN SHE HUGGED ME. Oh geez, oh god. So .. um yeah....
lancesky: Depressing Post about my night behind the break Read More This made my just want to hug you! I’m so sorry that this happened to you, but unfortunately, no matter who you are, what you do and how you look there will always be someone out there trying to shut you down with their negativity. You can’t let them win! I know its hard and that it hurts, but you’ve gotta...
AS OF NOW
I have been awake for 26 hours. I am fully aware that I am totally insane. I went with a couple of my friends to see the Corpse Flower at the Houston Museum of Natural Science. It hasn’t bloomed yet, but its opened up quite a bit. I really want to go back when it blooms, if I’m lucky, it’ll be before midnight tonight since my ticket is valid until then! We also went to this...
GOING TO BED
maybe i’ll dream tonight? we shall see goodnight tumblr <3
Some people believe in God, I believe in Music....
(via alexiskeatinge, hitheremynameisannie)
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.– Albus Dumbledore (via quote-book) Dumbledore couldn’t be more right. I was just thinking “Why do we want what we will/can never have?”
there is something about sleeping in my bed that keeps me from dreaming. I know nothing that has changed about my bed in the past couple weeks that could have effected this…Sleeping in chairs seems to make the dreams come easier… Thoughts?
We Breathe. We Pulse. We Regenerate. Our hearts beat. Our minds create. Our...– Mr. Magorium, Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium (via quote-book)
I was just telling Hazeley earlier that I hadn’t dream in over a week. This was true, until just a little bit ago when I accidentally fell asleep in a chair for 20 minutes. And it felt so real and it was actually a very good dream and then it turned sour. It got weird and it gave itself away as a dream and not reality. I’m going back to sleep. Please meet me back in dreamland? <3
has been so undeniably epic. <3 I never want it to end.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln I have :)